"Any time you got nothing to do--and lots of time to do it--come on up." - Mae West

Well it seems I'm not completely crazy, at least not yet.
I had an opticians appointment yesterday, and it seems there was a manufacturing error in my glasses which could (but may not) explain the headaches and blurred vision.

Billie is in Tenerife, so I almost literally have nothing to do on my days off. There's a million and three things I probably should be doing, but I'm not doing any of them, so there.

“I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.” - Mark Twain