“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”

Bloody so called British weather. Rain Rain Rain, Cold Cold Cold. Jack was already a dull boy, but now he's cold and miserable too! It's almost July for goodness sake, the Sunshine was about the only thing keeping me afloat, apart from random purchases and alcohol. I am such an anally retentive consumerist whore, and lord knows I have no financial backing to that statement. As I'm sure I've said before, the only thing preventing me from being a snob is money! I have all the qualifications. (Okay - a slight smile played across my amorphous features for a moment!)

“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.” - W.C. Fields