My My, that last post was a bit silly wasn't it! apart from all the stuff that wasn't. I have not left the house today, and since I have developed no new opinions overnight, I haven't anything to say. Right I'm off to look at myspace or maybe watch a DVD.... mmmm what'll it be?
“Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.” - Aristophanes -who apparently invented comedy, this one had me sides splitting!!
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I'm not sure about this new layout, but blogger only lets you post little pictures and this one has to be big!!
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You know I love quotes don't you? Better people than I have already said "stuff" much more lucidly and wittily (although there has been the odd gem from these lips). Todays title is by George Carlin, who along with Ross Noble, Eddie Izzard, and Steven Wright is one of my favourite stand ups, so I couldn't resist a few more of his:
“One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like”
“If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten”
“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.”
“"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?”
“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.”
“Atheism is a non-prophet organization”
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor”
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Is there anybody there? - knock once for no!
2 comments:
Knock
I'm not here, i'm just a figment of your imagination
I say you have a warped imagination, Billy!!!
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